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This tee runs relaxed and slightly boxy through the body with a wider sleeve - closer to a comfortable weekend shirt than a fitted women's tee. Most women find their usual size gives the loose, easy fit shown in our photos. If you prefer something closer to the body, size down one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design is photographed on the size we recommend. 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