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Cut relaxed, printed clean, and made to be worn out of the house - not folded in a drawer waiting for the right occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz ring-spun cotton - substantial without being stiff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for soft, slightly faded color that deepens in character over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit with a boxy body and dropped shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders to hold shape through repeated washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched sleeves and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo side seams - a straight tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit, cut generously. This tee runs relaxed and slightly boxy through the body with a wider sleeve - closer to a comfortable weekend shirt than a fitted women's tee. Most women find their usual size gives the loose, easy fit shown in our photos. If you prefer something closer to the body, size down one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design is photographed on the size we recommend. 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