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Cut relaxed, printed clean, and made to be worn out of the house - not folded in a drawer waiting for the right occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz ring-spun cotton - substantial without being stiff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for soft, slightly faded color that deepens in character over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit with a boxy body and dropped shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders to hold shape through repeated washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched sleeves and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo side seams - a straight tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit, cut generously. This tee runs relaxed and slightly boxy through the body with a wider sleeve - closer to a comfortable weekend shirt than a fitted women's tee. Most women find their usual size gives the loose, easy fit shown in our photos. If you prefer something closer to the body, size down one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design is photographed on the size we recommend. Full measurements are in the size chart below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and shipped to order - nothing sits in a warehouse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect-to-garment printing with water-based inks that sit into the fabric rather than on top of it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft hand feel with no heavy plastic-feeling print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors are intentionally muted and sun-washed, not neon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlight variation between garments is normal with garment-dyed cotton and part of the look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order - allow 2-3 business days for production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping typically 4-8 business days within the US after production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTracking sent by email as soon as your order leaves the facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrders placed during a launch or holiday period may take a little longer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly over the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed cotton may relax slightly and soften noticeably after the first few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash cold. 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