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Professional Nose Booper T‑Shirt

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Professional Nose Booper T‑Shirt

Professional Nose Booper T‑Shirt

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Description

Printed on the Comfort Colors® 1717 — Unisex — because a shirt you'll wear four days a week should feel like it.

✦ 100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color that only gets better with every wash.

✦ Heavyweight & Cozy — At 6.1 oz, this tee has real substance. It'll outlast the couch cushion your dog has claimed.

✦ Relaxed Unisex Fit — Comfortable, true-to-size, and easy to wear. Sized to be lived in, not fussed with.

✦ Built to Last — Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves. It will survive many enthusiastic greetings.

✦ No Crease, No Drama — Quarter-turned construction keeps the collar crease-free and holding its shape, wear after wear.

✦ No Tag, No Scratching — The tear-away label removes cleanly. One less thing competing for your attention.

✦ Printed in the USA — Every order is printed and shipped right here at home.

Snark & Snout — Made in the USA. Snout approved.
Washing Instructions

Care Instructions — This Shirt Deserves Better Than a Hot Wash

Comfort Colors' garment-dyed cotton is the good stuff. A little care goes a long way.

✦ First wash heads up — Garment-dyed tees may bleed a little on their first wash. Separate from light colors and anything you'd miss. You've been told.

✦ Wash inside out — Every time. Non-negotiable. The dog hair situation is your own business.

✦ Cold water, gentle cycle — This is not a shirt that needs a lot of drama. Cold water, gentle detergent, and a little patience.

✦ Skip the extra spin — One spin is plenty. Excessive spinning causes wear you won't notice until you do.

✦ Air dry when you can — Best for the shirt, better for the color, and it gives you something to do while your dog stares at you from across the room. Tumble dry on low if you must — remove promptly.

✦ Iron inside out on low — Your design and high heat have nothing to say to each other. Start low and work slowly.

Treat it well and it'll be in permanent rotation before the end of the month. Your dog has already approved it.
Free & Easy Returns

Shipping & Returns — The Practical Part

Free shipping on orders over $75 — because you've already made the responsible choice by buying fewer things than you wanted to.

Orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. Once your order ships, USPS takes over and you'll have it in 4–8 business days. You'll get a tracking number the moment it leaves — check it as many times as you'd like. We're not counting.

Printed in Florida and Texas. Made in the USA. Snout approved.

Returns — When Something Goes Wrong

If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that's on us and we'll make it right. No drama required.

🐾 Damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.

🐾You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.

🐾 Item must be unused and in the condition it arrived.

🐾 Email us at [hello@snarkandsnout.com] — actual humans respond, usually before the coffee goes cold.

A Note on Made-to-Order

Every Snark & Snout tee is printed specifically for you, which means we're not able to accept returns for size selection, color preference, or a change of heart. Please check the size chart before ordering — it's on every product page and it means what it says.

If something's wrong, just reach out. We'd rather fix it than lose you.

The Shortlist

Meet The Crew

Hi, I’m Kerri—the human behind Snark & Snout and, according to the household org chart, an employee of three dogs.

This shop grew out of our daily negotiations over walks, treats, bed space, coffee refills, and whether the doorbell was truly an emergency.

The honest version? Keeping three dogs in the life of luxury they believe they deserve requires selling a lot of T-shirts. Fortunately, they provide an unreasonable amount of material: suspicious looks, dramatic scheduling demands, stolen bed space, and very strong opinions about strangers.

I turn that material into shirts for women who understand that loving a dog is equal parts comfort, chaos, and being managed by someone who contributes absolutely nothing financially.

Thanks for being here. The dogs assume every order is part of their compensation package—and honestly, they’re not wrong.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

Made in the USA. Snout approved.

Our shirts are printed in Florida and Texas. Final approval happens at your house, by someone with four legs and strong opinions about the box.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

You will! It lands in your inbox the second your order ships, so you can start checking it obsessively. We fully support this.
What materials are your products made of?

Comfort Colors 100% cotton — garment-dyed, pleasantly heavy, and softer with every wash. Fair warning: this is going to become the shirt you reach for first. Check any product page for the specifics.